Here are some questions we are all dying to know about you:
What is your name?
Where do you live?
Where were you born?
Why have you come here?
Tell us about yourself (hobbies, causes, etc).
Can we borrow stuff from you?
Do you like socks for Christmas (there is only one correct answer here)?
Are you afraid to post here because some people talk about politics?
If so, are you able to tie your own shoes?
Do you have any nudie pics of yourself you'd like to share with the group?
Do you have a pet? What's the pets name and why? Does the pet have a name for you?
What's your most embarrassing moment and can we reference it repeatedly when we respond to you?
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Do you sleep with animals in general?
Do you vote?
Did you ever ride a bicycle with training wheels and get laughed at?
Did you ever eat a bug?
Do you think Mr Spock has a cool haircut?
If so, do you like Moe's haircut (from the 3 Stooges)?